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theodorepython:

miami-tea:


The Defibrillator Toaster
My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!”
“DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!!  NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!”
He’s bread, Jim.
Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M
If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast! 
JESUS CRUST.
JAM IT!
“Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.”

I WASN’T EVEN GOING TO REBLOG UNTIL I SAW THE SHIT TON OF PUNS

HES BREAD JIM

JESUS CRUST

4ngelo:

theodorepython:

miami-tea:

The Defibrillator Toaster

My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!”

“DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!!  NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!”

He’s bread, Jim.

Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M

If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast! 

JESUS CRUST.

JAM IT!

“Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.”

I WASN’T EVEN GOING TO REBLOG UNTIL I SAW THE SHIT TON OF PUNS

HES BREAD JIM

JESUS CRUST

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tatabistudio:

DESIGN DICTIONARY English - Spanish by Tatabi Studio

For great Graphic Designers!

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toasterspasm:

The Pudu: World’s smallest deer. They live in bamboo thickets to hide from predators, and can weigh up to 12 kilograms (26 pounds).

toasterspasm:

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The Pudu: World’s smallest deer.
They live in bamboo thickets to hide from predators, and can weigh up to 12 kilograms (26 pounds).


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archilista:

Jeju Ball | Kengo Kuma and Associates .via Dezeen

#ARCHIlista is on FB NOW….LOVE A LOT !!!

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kazu721010:

LA House / Studio Guilherme

kazu721010:

LA House / Studio Guilherme

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alisonkatecarter:

The Golden Camera 2013

For the 48th awards presentation of the Golden Camera from HÖRZU, we decided to go for gray and explore its sophisticated diversity, which is often unfairly overshadowed in everyday life. Furnished with a font made exclusively for the event, our gala-gray appeared on various natural paper varieties in countless shades of gray with extreme horizontal formatting. Using macro photography, the shadows of the Golden Camera trophy continue into the background and are refined with iriodin lacquer finishing. The stamp, which has been exclusively designed for this event, is black and also exhibits an iriodin finish. We created a cloth napkin invite for the escorts of the guests and the invitation packaging delivered a dazzling debut with its metal-coated material and golden hot foil embossing. The typography is custom made.

Project By Paperlux

Source: The Dieline

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reywasenujahtnamas:

i really love this kind of art. its weird, kinda trippy, but really cool.

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